mooseings:

“Red alert! I need everyone. Repeat: Everyone! To go after the Special!”

Friendly reminder that Good Cop was happily going to watch Emmet melt while he had a snack (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: robertdowneyjrs)

xxcactusdudexx:

me: ready whenever
friend: alright, I’m on my way
me: [starts getting ready]

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

chavirabby:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about The Lion King! (Source)

Because this movie is the best movie for every fucken generation to ever inhabit this earth

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

#did cards against humanity make these

birthday cards against humanity

adamyoungofficial:

Here’s another clip of “Beautiful Times” featuring Lindsey Stirling.

This beast of a tune hits your ears in full on Tuesday!

therealhamster:

i dont give 2 shits about a balanced breakfast im not even up for breakfast

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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